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My weekend, and drunkasses lol

27 Sep

Well I had an amazing weekend unlike most of you all. I went out to one of my favorite karaoke bars with some old friends I haven’t seen in forever. We partied all night and didn’t pass out until like six in the morning after going to a jazz club and drinking some more afterhours. I had a better time than most of you losers had sitting at home fapping over my pics, lol.

Anyways, my website is almost done. I have been sick / hungover so haven’t been doing much lately. Allergies are kicking my ass!

Some loser slut instant messaged me and I decided to play a  little game with him. By the time I was done, he had drank a whole fifth of whiskey and I was on Team Viewer with him transferring money from his bank account and sending myself gift card after gift card from amazon.

Then he told me his “secret”… that he likes to dress up like a woman, and wishes he was as beautiful as me, I was dying laughing. Holy shit. It was the most hilarious thing ever what losers say when they’re fucked up.

Oh closet sissies say the darndest things when they’re fucked up!


Wanna get my attention?
Go to my NiteFlirt page and tribute me,
or buy me something off my Amazon Wishlist
I’m out. My new website will be up in a couple of days. Bye bitches!